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Worried that your dead relatives may wander off?
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MANEMAN
, Jan 27 2012 17:34
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Posted 27 January 2012 - 17:34
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
It is better sometimes to point a man towards the pathway to a goal rather than the goal itself.
The pathway is where he will learn, - and remember.
It is better sometimes to point a man towards the pathway to a goal rather than the goal itself.
The pathway is where he will learn, - and remember.
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Posted 27 January 2012 - 23:04
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Its all going downhll now.
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Another way to part people from there money, but targeting the bereaved is going to far
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Posted 28 January 2012 - 06:07
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Could be the start of a new profession - replacer of coffin GPS batteries - with a shovel included in the deal.
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Posted 28 January 2012 - 12:30
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I wouldn't think the GPS units could run off solar energy....Could be the start of a new profession - replacer of coffin GPS batteries - with a shovel included in the deal.
I'd sign-up just for the shiny new shovel.
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Posted 28 January 2012 - 12:54
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So how much sun is there 6ft under???I wouldn't think the GPS units could run off solar energy....
Could be the start of a new profession - replacer of coffin GPS batteries - with a shovel included in the deal.
I'd sign-up just for the shiny new shovel.
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Posted 28 January 2012 - 13:56
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If one were to put a flashlight (one that charges by shaking it) in the coffin connected to a perpetual motion machine.... 
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Posted 28 January 2012 - 14:21
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Your not thinking straight agin blugard, who is going to shake the torch???If one were to put a flashlight (one that charges by shaking it) in the coffin connected to a perpetual motion machine....
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Posted 28 January 2012 - 15:17
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Or even tie a piece of string to a bell and a hand on the deceased. This used to be used in the good old days and was known as "Ringing The Bell".
Have come to my senses and realised I'm not doing the Great North Run any more. An age related decision!
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Posted 29 January 2012 - 01:28
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Why, the perpetual motion machine.Your not thinking straight agin blugard, who is going to shake the torch???
If one were to put a flashlight (one that charges by shaking it) in the coffin connected to a perpetual motion machine....
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Posted 29 January 2012 - 10:33
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Posted 29 January 2012 - 12:23
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No,sir. We will have to fit the coffin for the machine. Sorry if this is inconvenient.
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Posted 29 January 2012 - 12:56
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You do realise that cemiteries are nearly full in England, and they would have to make all the crematoriums bigger (the fiery bit anyhow)No,sir. We will have to fit the coffin for the machine. Sorry if this is inconvenient.
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Posted 29 January 2012 - 13:17
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Hey, no one said it would be easy. If you do not care for the safety of the dearly departed, then it is suggested that you remain with the "others" and let the Elite do their do.
I will of course make an exception in your case, rong. There will be only one (1) miniature version of the Perpetual-Torch-Shaker manufactured. A small deposit of $200,000 US will ensure delivery and installment at you convenience.
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I will of course make an exception in your case, rong. There will be only one (1) miniature version of the Perpetual-Torch-Shaker manufactured. A small deposit of $200,000 US will ensure delivery and installment at you convenience.
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JobeWankanobe
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Posted 29 January 2012 - 13:34
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Posted 29 January 2012 - 13:48
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For the reasons of ventilation. 
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